IS Caribou "Killa' Barbie a FAKE Hunter? OR "Sarah Palin Murdered Rudolph's Sister!" Damn Her!

What is up with Palin? Take off the makeup, glasses, big hair, manicures, and fancy clothes and she is just a brainless old hag. But quite a few older white males fantasize nailin' Palin, or at least have wet dreams about bedding her down, and woman are envious of her so-called brains (Ha! Ha! Ha! Tells one a lot about these folks IQs, probably in the negative numbers!) and beauty. 

Let's face it, she is a spiteful, vindictive, revengeful bitch. She is a hater, who hates scores of folks. No ups and no extras! This woman is a wolf in sheep's clothing, and pure evil!
There is a lot of stuff out there, both pro and con. The latest bullshit is the TIME magazine article by Jay Newton-Small, a piss poor journalist, if that is what she thinks she is. I've seen her on TV a few times recently, and this woman was about to have multiple orgasms on TV as she was speaking glowingly of Caribou "Killer" Barbie.
Listen to this bullshit, she conducts an interview via e-mail? What the fuck! Is that what they teach in journalism school these days? Even Joshua Livestro conducted an interview (In his own tweeted words.) with her that way. Is this bitch so fragile she isn't allowed visitors to interview her? Or is she, and her handlers, knowing full well that she can't really handle live interviews and questioning, unless it is FOX Faux News, and they probably give her pre-screened questions. Really, she is as bright as a turnip, and no offense to turnips here on my part, but she is fucking stupid. When Barbara Walters asks one of her 10 most fascinating peoples Sarah "Caribou Killa" Palin about what she reads, she says Wall Street Journal (Didn't know they had comic strips?), Newsmax, a right-winged online propaganda outfit, and the usual stuff, like all the papers in Alaska, and for inspiration C.S. Lewis. Just by the way she stutters and stammers during the interview, like she was scanning her brain to think of answers. She is a big fucking LIAR!
Her damn hunting trip should convince even the dumbest of her troglodyte followers that she is a lying sack of shit.

From Guy Adams in Los Angeles:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hunter-becomes-the-hunted-as-palin-critics-say-she-cant-shoot-2153973.html

"She no doubt expected a backlash from the lily-livered animal rights lobby, but when Sarah Palin bundled a TV crew into the back of a truck and ventured forth into the wilds of Alaska to shoot caribou, the very last people she expected to annoy were the members of America's hunting community.

That, however, is exactly what has come to pass after the self-styled "Mama Grizzly" allowed her weekend-long trip to the Arctic tundra to be beamed into the nation's living rooms. Not only did this week's show portray field-sports in an ugly light, say critics; it also fueled skepticism about whether she actually knows one end of a rifle from another.

Ms Palin took no fewer than five shots to hit the beast which wandered on to the hillside where she was eating blueberries with her 72-year-old father, Chuck Sr. However it was her lousy field-craft, rather than wonky shooting, which raised the most questions about whether she really ought to call herself a "lifelong hunter".

The Conservative blogosphere, usually a forum for cheerleading on behalf the Palin cause, was awash yesterday with suggestions that her outdoorsy image is an elaborate charade.

"I turned on Sarah Palin's Alaska and she just shot four maybe even five times at a caribou and missed," noted a typical comment on the Fox News host Sean Hannity's website. "Needless to say I'm not impressed with her ability to handle a firearm let alone aim it and hit."

Among the basic items of protocol blithely ignored by Palin as she set off into the wilderness in a Rambo-style headband was her failure to take practice shots, or check the sights of the rifle, which duly turned out to be off-kilter. She failed to carry her own weapon, relying on her elderly father and his companion, Steve, to lug it around. When a beast eventually wandered into range, Ms Palin left Chuck Sr. to load the rifle, and discharge spent bullet casings.

"What a joke," wrote one viewer on Palin's Facebook page. "I was a fan before the show. No one who is a true hunter lets others carry their rifle or can't load their own shells. Sarah, you are a phony."

The Awl, a website which collated reactions to the episode, noted that, while being passed the firearm, Ms Palin immediately moved her finger inside its trigger guard, a breach of basic safety rules. After missing the caribou several times, she then appeared to panic and shot at the beast while it was still moving, a technique usually avoided by all but the very best marksmen.

On leaving her hunting camp one morning, Ms Palin pointed to the horizon and declared "Let's go west." There followed an awkward pause. "That's east," noted her father.

The cognoscenti was meanwhile perturbed that the fact that Palin seemed scared by her weapon, a small gun described by Chuck as a "varmint rifle". 
Several times during the episode, she anxiously asked: Does it kick?" (That is not what anyone with any hunting experience would say, ever!)

"What kind of a question is that?" wrote a fan called Brad Schegel on Palin's Facebook wall. 

"Doesn't matter if it kicks or not, you shoot it the same. That was a girly question, momma griz."

Even Chuck handling of his weapons drew criticism. "I was surprised to see him using the gun as a walking stick," noted one user on the Free Republic website.

"I do like the woman but think she needs some serious range time. 

I had the impression it was her first time firing a rifle."

Previous episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska have already caused debate in sporting circles. On the first episode of the show, she went salmon fishing, but cynics noted that she handled a rod awkwardly and failed to catch a fish, despite being on a river chock full of them.

Of course, Palin wouldn’t be the only ambitious US politician to embellish their huntin’, shootin’ and fishin’ credentials to appeal to both the heartland and the well-funded gun ownership lobby.


Well, Palin is a fraud, a fake and a big fucking phony! But her ban of happy idiots who follow every word and action as if it is the second coming of Jesus Christ, to them idiots, facts and the truth do not matter. And in her TIME article, Jay Small-Brain-Newtown discussed her inner, outer, outer-outer circles, and mentioned Rebecca Mansour, Jay's competition for Palin's affections. But RAM has her head so far up Palin's ass that everytime Palin burps, Mansour's head pops out of Palin's mouth! So Jay, FYI- You have a lot of competition on wanting Palin to be your own! And Jay got the Livestro connection all fucked up, as both Palingates/me and Mother Jones investigated this right-winged Dutchman. Nor did Jay mention about Livestro's writings about Abu Ghraib being the equivalent of a frat party. Or SarahPAC's attempt to hide Livestro's hiring through an anonymous LLC here in Wyoming, using a disbarred lawyer from California.

So Palin executed a Caribou for national TV ratings. I have gone hunting since I was a kid, almost 45+ years, & I helped my dad give hunter safety classes every year growing up, a requirement in NY State at the time, & I was a Security Policeman/Dog Handler in the USAF and what Palin and her bumbling crew of idiots were doing on TV was not hunting. It was staged bullshit, having Chuck "The SleazeBag" Heath reloading the bolt-action rifle after each shot was incomprehensible. I have never seen that my entire life. What else does Chucky do for his daughter? How far will he go and lie for her? Those missed semesters in college were for what reason again? You said what Chucky? I know, Chucky does like to talk about the girl's underwear laying around, but hey, Chucky is Fucking Strange!

 Palin is a fake hunter because she thinks it will help her image as a right-wing conservative 2nd Amendment, flag-waving outdoorsy "Real" American politico. The down side is she thought for some arrogant reason that showing this particular show would help her image, but it has destroyed any attempt by her to call herself a lifelong hunter, or any of the above. Palin is a liar, a fraud, a fake, a phony, and she is so full of shit her eyes are brown- see picture above! And she did murdered Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's SISTER!!!

From Wyoming to my Friends in Alaska and Sarah Palin- "Happy Quitter's Day!"

Yes, we know this is a joyous holiday in Alaska, and across America, as one year ago, the Great Narcissistic Alaskan Troglodyte, also known as Sarah Heath Palin the 1st, or for people like me, G.N.A.T. resigned her governorship so she could make lots and lots of money. It's around $15,000,000.00 for the first year, which is pretty damn good if you ask me. It is far better then the paltry $120,000.00 she made as a mere governor of the state defending our northern borders and airspace against the great Russian onslaught with their once mighty air force and military. Shoot, what are we going to do now? What is going to happen to Alaska? We're doomed! To help refresh everyone's memory, here she is giving her infamous resignation speech. Here is her word salad of illogical logic and absurdity. I am guessing she uses the infamous dartboard technique when she writes her word salad, but I'll let you decide. 

Here it is a Warp Speed-



Here is the "QuitSpeech" in all its glory, full of tortured metaphors, circular whackjobbery, and one big fat bowl of word salad.  And remember, staying and finishing the job is ” a quitter’s way out.” 

And now, at regular speed -




And now to lighten things up a little, this neat and strange video I found while surfing the internets.-



Tomorrow is the 4th of July, when some 234 years ago, our "Founding Father's" declared their colonies independence from England! It is one great document that everyone should read every now and then! Happy 4th of July America, and I wish you well during these turbulent times we are now facing. I think of how divided we are as a country, and how those with the loudest mouth's seem to be dictating our fate, regardless of how insane they really are. We have become an under-educated citizenry, with many not doing their homework, which is necessary in a free constitutional republic. And yes, the media is also to blame, as many have forgotten what journalism is truly all about.

The Declaration of Independence: A Transcription

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IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

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The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:
Column 1
Georgia:
   Button Gwinnett
   Lyman Hall
   George Walton
Column 2
North Carolina:
   William Hooper
   Joseph Hewes
   John Penn
South Carolina:
   Edward Rutledge
   Thomas Heyward, Jr.
   Thomas Lynch, Jr.
   Arthur Middleton
Column 3
Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton
Column 4
Pennsylvania:
   Robert Morris
   Benjamin Rush
   Benjamin Franklin
   John Morton
   George Clymer
   James Smith
   George Taylor
   James Wilson
   George Ross
Delaware:
   Caesar Rodney
   George Read
   Thomas McKean
Column 5
New York:
   William Floyd
   Philip Livingston
   Francis Lewis
   Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
   Richard Stockton
   John Witherspoon
   Francis Hopkinson
   John Hart
   Abraham Clark
Column 6
New Hampshire:
   Josiah Bartlett
   William Whipple
Massachusetts:
   Samuel Adams
   John Adams
   Robert Treat Paine
   Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
   Stephen Hopkins
   William Ellery
Connecticut:
   Roger Sherman
   Samuel Huntington
   William Williams
   Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
   Matthew Thornton

Well, enjoy the 4th of July, and be careful out there.
Good night and good luck!