Friday, January 28, 2011

IS Caribou "Killa' Barbie a FAKE Hunter? OR "Sarah Palin Murdered Rudolph's Sister!" Damn Her!

What is up with Palin? Take off the makeup, glasses, big hair, manicures, and fancy clothes and she is just a brainless old hag. But quite a few older white males fantasize nailin' Palin, or at least have wet dreams about bedding her down, and woman are envious of her so-called brains (Ha! Ha! Ha! Tells one a lot about these folks IQs, probably in the negative numbers!) and beauty. 

Let's face it, she is a spiteful, vindictive, revengeful bitch. She is a hater, who hates scores of folks. No ups and no extras! This woman is a wolf in sheep's clothing, and pure evil!
There is a lot of stuff out there, both pro and con. The latest bullshit is the TIME magazine article by Jay Newton-Small, a piss poor journalist, if that is what she thinks she is. I've seen her on TV a few times recently, and this woman was about to have multiple orgasms on TV as she was speaking glowingly of Caribou "Killer" Barbie.
Listen to this bullshit, she conducts an interview via e-mail? What the fuck! Is that what they teach in journalism school these days? Even Joshua Livestro conducted an interview (In his own tweeted words.) with her that way. Is this bitch so fragile she isn't allowed visitors to interview her? Or is she, and her handlers, knowing full well that she can't really handle live interviews and questioning, unless it is FOX Faux News, and they probably give her pre-screened questions. Really, she is as bright as a turnip, and no offense to turnips here on my part, but she is fucking stupid. When Barbara Walters asks one of her 10 most fascinating peoples Sarah "Caribou Killa" Palin about what she reads, she says Wall Street Journal (Didn't know they had comic strips?), Newsmax, a right-winged online propaganda outfit, and the usual stuff, like all the papers in Alaska, and for inspiration C.S. Lewis. Just by the way she stutters and stammers during the interview, like she was scanning her brain to think of answers. She is a big fucking LIAR!
Her damn hunting trip should convince even the dumbest of her troglodyte followers that she is a lying sack of shit.

From Guy Adams in Los Angeles:

"She no doubt expected a backlash from the lily-livered animal rights lobby, but when Sarah Palin bundled a TV crew into the back of a truck and ventured forth into the wilds of Alaska to shoot caribou, the very last people she expected to annoy were the members of America's hunting community.

That, however, is exactly what has come to pass after the self-styled "Mama Grizzly" allowed her weekend-long trip to the Arctic tundra to be beamed into the nation's living rooms. Not only did this week's show portray field-sports in an ugly light, say critics; it also fueled skepticism about whether she actually knows one end of a rifle from another.
Ms Palin took no fewer than five shots to hit the beast which wandered on to the hillside where she was eating blueberries with her 72-year-old father, Chuck Sr. However it was her lousy field-craft, rather than wonky shooting, which raised the most questions about whether she really ought to call herself a "lifelong hunter".

The Conservative blogosphere, usually a forum for cheerleading on behalf the Palin cause, was awash yesterday with suggestions that her outdoorsy image is an elaborate charade.

"I turned on Sarah Palin's Alaska and she just shot four maybe even five times at a caribou and missed," noted a typical comment on the Fox News host Sean Hannity's website. "Needless to say I'm not impressed with her ability to handle a firearm let alone aim it and hit."

Among the basic items of protocol blithely ignored by Palin as she set off into the wilderness in a Rambo-style headband was her failure to take practice shots, or check the sights of the rifle, which duly turned out to be off-kilter. She failed to carry her own weapon, relying on her elderly father and his companion, Steve, to lug it around. When a beast eventually wandered into range, Ms Palin left Chuck Sr. to load the rifle, and discharge spent bullet casings.

"What a joke," wrote one viewer on Palin's Facebook page. "I was a fan before the show. No one who is a true hunter lets others carry their rifle or can't load their own shells. Sarah, you are a phony."

The Awl, a website which collated reactions to the episode, noted that, while being passed the firearm, Ms Palin immediately moved her finger inside its trigger guard, a breach of basic safety rules. After missing the caribou several times, she then appeared to panic and shot at the beast while it was still moving, a technique usually avoided by all but the very best marksmen.

On leaving her hunting camp one morning, Ms Palin pointed to the horizon and declared "Let's go west." There followed an awkward pause. "That's east," noted her father.

The cognoscenti was meanwhile perturbed that the fact that Palin seemed scared by her weapon, a small gun described by Chuck as a "varmint rifle"
Several times during the episode, she anxiously asked: Does it kick?" (That is not what anyone with any hunting experience would say, ever!)

"What kind of a question is that?" wrote a fan called Brad Schegel on Palin's Facebook wall. 

"Doesn't matter if it kicks or not, you shoot it the same. That was a girly question, momma griz."
Even Chuck handling of his weapons drew criticism. "I was surprised to see him using the gun as a walking stick," noted one user on the Free Republic website.

"I do like the woman but think she needs some serious range time. 
I had the impression it was her first time firing a rifle."

Previous episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska have already caused debate in sporting circles. On the first episode of the show, she went salmon fishing, but cynics noted that she handled a rod awkwardly and failed to catch a fish, despite being on a river chock full of them.

Of course, Palin wouldn’t be the only ambitious US politician to embellish their huntin’, shootin’ and fishin’ credentials to appeal to both the heartland and the well-funded gun ownership lobby.

Well, Palin is a fraud, a fake and a big fucking phony! But her ban of happy idiots who follow every word and action as if it is the second coming of Jesus Christ, to them idiots, facts and the truth do not matter. And in her TIME article, Jay Small-Brain-Newtown discussed her inner, outer, outer-outer circles, and mentioned Rebecca Mansour, Jay's competition for Palin's affections. But RAM has her head so far up Palin's ass that everytime Palin burps, Mansour's head pops out of Palin's mouth! So Jay, FYI- You have a lot of competition on wanting Palin to be your own! And Jay got the Livestro connection all fucked up, as both Palingates/me and Mother Jones investigated this right-winged Dutchman. Nor did Jay mention about Livestro's writings about Abu Ghraib being the equivalent of a frat party. Or SarahPAC's attempt to hide Livestro's hiring through an anonymous LLC here in Wyoming, using a disbarred lawyer from California.

So Palin executed a Caribou for national TV ratings. I have gone hunting since I was a kid, almost 45+ years, & I helped my dad give hunter safety classes every year growing up, a requirement in NY State at the time, & I was a Security Policeman/Dog Handler in the USAF and what Palin and her bumbling crew of idiots were doing on TV was not hunting. It was staged bullshit, having Chuck "The SleazeBag" Heath reloading the bolt-action rifle after each shot was incomprehensible. I have never seen that my entire life. What else does Chucky do for his daughter? How far will he go and lie for her? Those missed semesters in college were for what reason again? You said what Chucky? I know, Chucky does like to talk about the girl's underwear laying around, but hey, Chucky is Fucking Strange!

 Palin is a fake hunter because she thinks it will help her image as a right-wing conservative 2nd Amendment, flag-waving outdoorsy "Real" American politico. The down side is she thought for some arrogant reason that showing this particular show would help her image, but it has destroyed any attempt by her to call herself a lifelong hunter, or any of the above. Palin is a liar, a fraud, a fake, a phony, and she is so full of shit her eyes are brown- see picture above! And she did murdered Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's SISTER!!!

1 comment:

David C. said...

The latest episode of her repeating "WTF" over an over, and blaming the downfall of the USSR on Sputnik was just too much--not to mention her unreality show.


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